Tag Archives: crack scandal

Toronto: take responsibility and royalties for Rob Ford!

Since we’re all starting to be grownup about our culpability in the election and enablement of this vicious stumblebum, it’s time for everyone to show a little love and understanding to Rob Ford and his hard-core constituency. This isn’t their fault, after all.  It is the fault of amalgamation.  We can agree on that, can’t…
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Federal Conservatives MIA for the Ford Afterparty: My Insider Scoop

AFFIDAVIT OF DOCUMENTS I, DOUG SIMPSON, of the City of Toronto in the Province of Ontario, MAKE OATH AND SAY: 1. I was the man. I suffered. I was there, but; 2. No, I did not accept money from Mr. Henderson or HISSS, and; 3. Yes, I do expect this affidavit to protect me from…
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“Ask not what I did to the City…”

A funny thing happened Sunday afternoon.  I was cleaning my kitchen when the Mayor of Toronto and his brother came on the radio and started confessing things.  The effect on me was profound.  Within minutes, I was shaking and sweating all over, wanting to make confessions of my own. It was a spiritual moment.  His…
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